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[girod]

You've reached Clark Kent. I'm not here right now, unfortunately. Please leave a message after the tone and I'll get back to you as soon as possible. Thanks!

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Comments

un; smallville

[not_actually_a_bad_guy]

Um. Down provided housing. But I didn't send that text.

Re: un; smallville

[girod]

So I'm learning. No harm done, of course. Don't worry about it.

[not_actually_a_bad_guy]

Thanks. It's not the way I want to get introduced to people but what can I do.

[girod]

Largely, I've been apologizing and then making introductions.

Clark, incidentally.

[not_actually_a_bad_guy]

Same. I'm Rude. Nice to meet you, Clark.

[girod]

A little awkward to meet you, but not in a bad way. :-) Been here long?

[not_actually_a_bad_guy]

Just over a week at this point. You?

[girod]

Oh, wow, what an introduction. A few months, almost half a year at this point.

[not_actually_a_bad_guy]

Tell me about it. But I gather the network tries to randomly get people laid in the worst possible ways anyway. Something about a finder.

[girod]

With all the finesse and charm of a fired up teenager.

The finder is something different. Has anyone explained it to you?

[not_actually_a_bad_guy]

Just that it is basically a sales ad

[girod]

That's true. But it's not an ad you write. Just like these messages, they get a picture of you and write up whatever they want.

[not_actually_a_bad_guy]

Do they lie or are they at least telling the truth?